Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

by RevMark

You are probably an elementary school teacher if:

  • You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home.
  • You move your dinner partner’s glass away from the edge of the table.
  • You ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends.
  • You hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes.
  • You declare “no cuts” when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line.
  • You ask “Are you sure you did your best?” to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction.
  • You sing the “Alphabet Song” to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book.
  • You say everything twice. I mean, you repeat everything.

Received from Today’s CleanLaugh

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