You are probably an elementary school teacher if:
- You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home.
- You move your dinner partner’s glass away from the edge of the table.
- You ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends.
- You hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes.
- You declare “no cuts” when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line.
- You ask “Are you sure you did your best?” to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction.
- You sing the “Alphabet Song” to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book.
- You say everything twice. I mean, you repeat everything.
Received from Today’s CleanLaugh