Some puns from a Friend

by RevMark

A farmer told me he has 200 head of cattle. He thought there were only
196 until he rounded them up.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends

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