Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

December 5, 2016

You are probably an elementary school teacher if: You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home. You move your dinner partner’s glass away from the edge of the table. You ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group more »

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THE WORM CATCHER

December 4, 2016

Robbie Robin was a worm-catcher extraordinaire. He arose earlier than all the other birds and took great pride in his worm-acquiring abilities. Often he’d encounter worms who were trying desperately to verbally — uh — worm their way out of their impending doom. “Last of my family” and “the-wife-and-kids” excuses abounded. No dice. They simply more »

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WordPress 3.1.2 is Available

December 4, 2016

WordPress 3.1.2 is now available on the Dashboard and for download at wordpress.org. WordPress 3.1.2 is now available and is a security release for all previous WordPress versions. This release addresses a vulnerability that allowed Contributor-level users to improperly publish posts. The issue was discovered by a member of our security team, WordPress developer Andrew Nacin, more »

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Keys & Locks

December 3, 2016

Down on the lower Florida archipelago, known as the Florida Keys, abundant wildlife flourishes. There are countless species of mammals, birds, and fishes. One young biologist ran an aviary, and it was his job to take care of the many different birds that called the islands home. This young man, this bird expert, had a tendency to be more »

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Some puns from a Friend

December 3, 2016

A farmer told me he has 200 head of cattle. He thought there were only 196 until he rounded them up. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you. He drove his expensive car into a more »

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Oxymorons

December 2, 2016

Ever wonder why they call it that, Oyx-MORONS? You know the old saying, “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help!”. I wanted to give you a heads up about a post I am about to make very shortly on the outcome of my dealings with the IRS and the “so-called” Taxpayer Advocate Service”. more »

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Movie Computer Screens

December 2, 2016

What computer interfaces (GIU) look like in “older” movies. If anybody has screenshots of GUI’s of other movies, please send them to me a revmark [at] gmail [dot] com. Now, can you identify these movies http://accessmaincomputerfile.net/? The page is pretty long so give it time to load. Frienda of mine asked, why are the letters and more »

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Ponderisms

December 1, 2016

From my good friend “Bubba”. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it more »

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If you haven’t grown up

December 1, 2016

Thanks Jayne! If you haven’t grown up by the time you reach 46. YOU DON’T HAVE TOO!!! Observations 1. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 2. Nothing sucks more than more »

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Chris Medina – What Are Words

December 1, 2016

Thanks to Chris Medina for such an inspiring song. This is an incredibly touching story. Chris was a contestant on American Idol recently and his story is powerful. 2 months before his wedding, his beloved fiance was involved in a terrible accident that gave her traumatic brain injury. He still stands by her side, hopeful more »

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